Top 10 Ways To Get In Trouble In Vegas
Mar 31, 2010 | Posted by bryan | 0 Comments
Tips To Avoid Trouble In Paradise
Gambling and having the time of your life are requirements. We all know that what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, but this moniker has encouraged men everywhere to descend on this sleepless city to pull out all the stops. However, the Las Vegas Police Department never sleeps either, so make sure your room is in a hotel and not a jail cell. Here are the top ten ways that men can get into the biggest troubles in Vegas.
10. Counting cards. Not everyone has this capacity, but with the new iPhone application that counts them for you, don’t be surprised if you are quickly caught and escorted out of the casino.
9. Getting bounced and going back. If you have been invited by a staff member to be escorted to the door, take that as a sign you won’t want to go back in. This can lead to being arrested for trespassing.
8. Skinny dipping in the Bellagio fountain. We know it looks enticing at 4 AM after a long stretch at the craps tables, but try to forgo this as this will certainly draw the attention of the LVPD.
7. Sharing your jokes with security officers. This could not only get you arrested but lead to an embarrassing strip search.
6. Walk out on your check. It might be tempting to set yourself up as a VIP and then flee, but the people who set you up in the first place know where to find you, whether they send the cops or their largest, meanest bouncer.
5. Gambling on the street. You will never win. Not only will you get in trouble losing your shirt, but this activity is highly illegal and the LVPD will make this double trouble by arresting you as well.
4. Driving drunk. It might seem like everyone in Vegas is drunk so who will notice one more inebriated motorist, but with so many pedestrians on the strip it could be easy to not only do damage to your driving record but injure, maim or kill someone in the process.
3. Hire a hooker. Yes, prostitution is illegal in Vegas, and this might get you nabbed in a sting. Make sure your new friend is not in it for the cash.
2. Harassing a bouncer. Vegas is known world-wide as the home of some of the biggest, baddest bouncers around. No matter how much swagger you picked up winning that jackpot and cleaning up at the blackjack table, always but always defer to these bad boys. They have been specially trained to take out jokers like yourself, and have plenty of experience doing it.
1. Meeting the girl of your dreams and getting married. All the excitement has gone to your head, and you and she are quite sure you are soul mates, and destiny has brought you together for this very reason. The wedding chapels are near, city hall is open 24/7 and what would stop you? The upside is that annulments as just as easy to obtain when you wake the next day with a hooker for a wife.